Inexorable Death-Snail for Spooky Tune Jam October 2024 Hosted by Andtech Studios

Soundcloud Link for THIS project:

https://soundcloud.com/doug-stoothoff/inexorable-death-snail?in=doug-stoothoff/s...

main website:

https://exedexes1.godaddysites.com/

Spotify profile page(s):

https://open.spotify.com/artist/7EuvIQRQESX9WFtwI6GqWB

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aN8I7Zl7HuhQQC0txGPYC

MuseScore sheet music profile page:

https://musescore.com/sheetmusic?text=exedexes1

The Spooky Tune Jam premise is you don't have to come up with a new monster you can just pick something very down the middle like Frankenstein but I thought it would be an inspired way to write something unique to pick the Snail...

The joke is there's a popular engagement-farming tweet on Twitter about the offer of a billion dollars or some huge amount, but the catch is: there is a Death-Snail (important details: totally indestructible totally unstoppable) with instant contact poison that slowly comes toward you at half a mile an hour for the rest of your life. Q: Do you take the money / how do you deal with this as a problem solve for avoiding the snail until you die of natural causes.